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« Thread started on: Dec 12th, 2003, 12:18pm »

This is a section for interesting, amusing, or strange quotes. Here are a couple:

"I don't know what this is that I'm stepping on, but it sure is addictive."

"'Yeah man.' 'Yemen? You mean the Middle-Eastern country?'"
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 23rd, 2003, 10:28am »

Here is one I found. I really like it...for some reason.

Hope fades into the world of Night through Shadows falling out of Memory and Time...
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« Reply #2 on: Dec 29th, 2003, 10:50am »

"When in doubt, nuke!" --me....

This isn't too weird, amusing, or interesting, but it's one o' mein favorites:

"You can all call me crazy
For the things that I might say
You can laugh all you want to
But I know there will come a day
When we all will come together
And learn to set aside our hate
If we could learn to love our neighbors
Just like we would love ourselves"

That's the first verse of "come together" by Third Day.
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 29th, 2003, 9:36pm »

Well this is one that I found when I was reading Im not sure that its accurate though

When one is allergic to something they should not stick that something in their mouth, especially if the persom whom you are talking about is allergic to cats - I dont know who its by
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 09:22am »

"Pain is weakness leaving the body"
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 30th, 2003, 11:52am »

I used that one in a different topic. I think that it's from the Marines. And if that's so, then you're mighty weak when you join the Marines...
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 31st, 2003, 3:30pm »

"It's a murder...and someone's responsible."

--From Ed Wood's movie "Plan Nine From Another Planet"
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 1st, 2004, 5:50pm »

on Dec 30th, 2003, 11:52am, Fingolfin wrote:
I used that one in a different topic. I think that it's from the Marines. And if that's so, then you're mighty weak when you join the Marines...
Yeah, your right. I saw it ina Vetnam store when I was in Florida. Or it means they work you hard.
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 1st, 2004, 5:56pm »

"It was easy to be him because Frodo isn't just a character, he is a soul"--Elijah Wood
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 3rd, 2004, 6:16pm »

Just something I saw in someone's away message: "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing" grin grin
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 3rd, 2004, 7:30pm »

Ha! Ha! I like that one!cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 3rd, 2004, 7:34pm »

"If I were to say to you--I am a traveler from the west searching for that which I have lost."

"I would reply--I am a traveler from the east, it is I whom you seek"

From The Mummy Returns
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 4th, 2004, 3:27pm »

Hey everyone!!! Now this is kinda long but its one of my favorit.

The Two Meek Margarets:

It fell on a day in the blooming month of May,
When the trees were greenly growing,
That a captain grim went down to the brim
O' the sea, when the tide was flowing.

Twa maidens he led, that captain grim,
Wi' his red-coat loons behind him,
Twa meek-faced maids, and he sware that he
In the salt sea-swell should bind them.

And a' the burghers o' Wigton town
Came down, full sad and cheerless,
To see that ruthless captain drown
These maidens meed, but fearless.

O what had they done, these maidens meek,
What crime all crimes excelling,
That they should be staked on the ribbed sea-sand,
And drowned, where the tide was swelling?

O wae's me, wae! but the truth I maun say!
Their crime was the crime of believing
Not man, but God, when the last false Stuart
His Popish plot was weaving.

O spare them! spare them! thou captain grim!
No! no! - to a stake he hath bound them,
Where the floods as they flow, and the waves as they grow,
Shall soon be deepening around them.

The one had threescore years and three;
Far out on the sand they bound her,
Where the first dark flow of the waves as they grow
Is quickly swirling round her.

The other was a maiden fresh and fair;
more near to the land they bound her,
That she might see by slow degree
The grim waves creeping round her.

O captain, spare that maiden grey,
She's deep in the deepening water!
No! no! she's lefted her hands to pray,
And the choking billow caught her!

'See! see, young maid,' cried the captaingrim,
'The wave shall soon ride o'er thee!
She's swamped in the brine whose sin was like thine,
See that same fate before thee!'

'I see the Christ who hung on a tree
When His life for sins he offered;
I'm one of His members, even He
With that meek maid hath suffered.'

'O, captain, save a meek young maid;
She's a loyal farmer's daughter!'
'Well, well! let her swear to good King James,
And I'll hale her out from the water!'

'I will not swear to Popish James,
But I pray for the head of the nation,
That he and all, both great and small,
May know God's great salvation!'

She spoke; and lifted her hands to pray,
And felt the greedy water,
Deep and more deep, around her creep,
Till the choking billow caught her!

O, Wigton, Wigton! I'm wae to sing
The truth o' this waesome story;
But God will sinners to judgment bring,
And His saints shall reign in glory.

(By John Stuart Blackie)

I hope you all liked it.
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 9th, 2004, 2:09pm »

Hey Peoplez!!!!! Here's another one.


"...But I swear before Almighty God, I will be the first one on that battle field, and I will be the last to come off, and I will leave no one behind!!!!!! So help me God!"

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« Reply #14 on: Jan 9th, 2004, 10:08pm »

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